Clay Aiken claim to fame
The no-talent vaudeville reject who needs to take his winnings
from American Idol and get some voice lessons as well as a personality
before his record comes out. The fact that he even made it to the top 10
proves that the 'reality' show was fixed from the start!
Where are they now?
Best case scenario: He will take acting lessons and do a better
impersonation of wood so that he can become a department-store mannequin and
actually put his lack of expression to good use.
Worst-case scenario: He will take himself seriously and after his anemic
record sales have tanked, he will hit the Clinton-circuit and get paid big
money to rattle on in front of eager crowds saying nothing.
Update from webmaster: Aug/03
Clay Aiken co-founds charitable foundation for children with mental handicaps,
The Bubel-Aiken Foundation
. I imagine this will help bring in even more flame mail. Meanwhile Clay's record sales are anything but "anemic". Good for him! Now let's see if he has
staying power, because
that is what this site is all about. (Remember, MC Hammer made about 100 Million dollars and he
still wound up here)
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September 12, 2008 at 7:26 pm, Mook said:
So much for paternity leave!
New dad Clay Aiken has a new gig lined up — and this one is quite familiar to him. The former American Idol finalist will reprise his role as Sir Robin in Monty Python’s Spamalot on Broadway, Access Hollywood confirms.
“Since leaving Spamalot in May, jokes have just not been funny. Food has lost its taste. The grass is no longer green — the sky no longer blue. And, babies won’t stop crying!! I’m so excited about coming back to the funniest show in the world!” Aiken said in a statement.
The 29-year-old, who welcomed son Parker with best friend Jaymes Foster, 50, on Aug. 8, made his Broadway debut in January. He is new run will go from Sept. 19-Jan. 4.
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September 24, 2008 at 10:34 am, Anonymous said:
Well it’s one way to stay in the headlines I guess. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
The most controversial ‘Has Been of the Future’ here on WEHT.net has come out in the latest issue of People magazine.