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Archive for the ‘Has Beens of the Future’ Category

Octo-Mom

Naturally gave birth to octuplets in January 2009…. the problem being that she already has six other children. 

Joe The Plumber

Please, give me a break already. I guess the only bright side to this media whorefest is the fact that in this “Here Today, Gone Tomorrow” category, he really will be for all intents and purposes…gone TOMORROW.  

Sarah Palin

For a few moments there back in those carefree days of …september, it seemed she breathed new life into the Republican campaign, but it wasn’t long before she mortified pundits and cheerleaders with a succession of moronic utterances and ethical scandals. The run culminated with an appearance on Saturday Night Live, which albeit landed the [...]

Ann Coulter

In a nutshell, she is a fashionably blonde xenophobe who thinks “liberal” is a slur and in own words “”We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity” She has seen her star has rise along with the likes of Bill O’Reilly in the post 9/11 USA uber-alles hysteria.  

The Runaway Bride

No claim to fame. She chickened out of her wedding. Nobody cares. The media seems to, they won’t SHUT UP about her and some brain dead publishing company ( ReganMedia) has bought her story for $500K.

Justin Guarini

Was the runner up on the talent show American Idol he had a flopped feature film with Kelly Clarkson and a CD that sold roughly 100 000 copies.

Paris Hilton

Rich, spoiled and talentless; part of the “reality” TV scourge. Owing to the amateur “Paris Hilton sex video” she did in 1999 with then boyfriend Rick Solomon, she is currently the feature attraction in over 90% of the non penis-enlargement related porn email spam on the internet today.

Jessica Lynch

In America, you are just as likely to be labelled a hero for screwing up and surviving as you are for actually doing something heroic. Case in point: Jessica Lynch, who basically took a wrong turn while on a supply detail, wound up in enemy territory, got caught and was taken prisoner. She was rescued [...]

Billy Bush

He was a radio talk show host who poked at the big time as host of the remade Lets Make a Deal game show. He is cousin to “Baby Bush” George W Bush and nephew to “Papa Bush” George H W Bush.

Clay Aiken

The no-talent vaudeville reject who needs to take his winnings from American Idol and get some voice lessons as well as a personality before his record comes out. The fact that he even made it to the top 10 proves that the ‘reality’ show was fixed from the start!